Rejected Titles

Harry Potter and the Urinal of Wisdom

There's Something About Harry

Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia

Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery

Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony

Harry Potter Meets Mary Poppins

Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love

Harry Potter and the Flobberworm from Hell

Harry Potter and the Mysterious, Smelly Bathroom Stall

Harry Potter and the Attack of the Rabid Snitch

Harry Potter and the Parking Meter

Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues

Harry Potter and the Mime that Wouldn't be Quiet

Harry Potter and the Absolutely Unnecessary, Stupid, Pathetic, Desperate, Elephant, Redundant, Stretched Out Way-Too-Long Title

Harry Potter and the Pie Eating Contest

Harry Potter and the Bald Potter

Harry Potter and the Ketchup that Turned Green

Harry Potter and the Case of the Clean but Unfolded Laundry.

Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Mean, Sinister, Deranged, Killer Bunny Rabbit of Death!

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Here are some titles submitted by fans! Have your own? Send it to crudciaran@hotmail.com!

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{Sent in by Brittany and Christy}

Harry Potter and the Slimy, Oily, Greasy Haired Professor

Harry Potter and the Enchanted Telemarketer

Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape's Really Awesome Pink Boxers that Happens to be Worn Every Day of His Life

Harry Potter and the Cursed Toilet Seat

Harry Potter and the Dead Battery

Harry Potter and the Rogue Thermometer

Harry Potter and the 30-Year-Old Calendar

Harry Potter and Lockhart's Untamed Chest Hair

{Sent in by Elpaso1234@aol.com}

Harry Potter Meets James Bond after James Bond Finds out he is a Wizard and Must Attend Hogwarts for His Own Good

{Sent in by Kaitlin Saier}

Harry Potter and the Gurgling Loo of Death

{Sent in by Krysta}

Harry Potter and the Ring of Power

{Sent in by Kali Jensen}

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

{Sent in by Rachel Ellis}

Harry Potter stars in "Ginny and Colin's Harry Potter Fan Club!"

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Here are some other ones from a page at BBC. Wow, did they ever work hard on these.

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Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum

Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike

Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer

Harry Potter And The Gringotts Bank Job

Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film

Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign

Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise

Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien

Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader

Harry Potter - Its SO Unfair!

Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem

Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer

Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic

Harry Potter And The Ratings War

Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms

Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees

Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9

Harry Potter And The Dragons Breath

Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England

Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom

Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000

Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt

Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater

Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce

Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident

Harry Potter And The Goblin Teasmade